1. THE PURPLE PEOPLE EATER (1)
1. Well, I saw the thing a-comin’ out of the sky,
It had one long horn and one big eye.
I commenced to shakin’ and I said, “Ooh wee,
It looks like a Purple People Eater to me!”
It was a one-eyed, one-horned,
Flying Purple People Eater,
One-eyed, one-horned,
Flying Purple People,
Sure looked strange to me!
2. Well, he came down to Earth
And he lived in a tree,
I said, “Mr Purple People Eater,
Don’t eat me!”
I heard him say in a voice so gruff,
“I wouldn’t eat you ‘coz you’re so tough!”
It was a one-eyed…

2. THE PURPLE PEOPLE EATER (2)
3. I said, “Mr Purple People Eater,
What’s your line?”
He said, “Eatin’ Purple People,
And it sure is fine,
But that’s not the reason
That I came to land,
I wanna get a job
In a rock’n’roll band!”
It was a one-eyed…
4. Well, he went on his way
And then what-a you know,
I saw him last nigh
On a TV show.
He was blowin’ it out,
Really knockin’ ‘em dead,
Rock’n’Roll music
Going round in his head!
It was a one-eyed…

3. THE MIDNIGHT WITCHES
1. Hark! Hark! Can you hear The Midnight Witches now are here? Hark! Hark! Can you hear 2. Look! Look! Can you see The Midnight Witches 1, 2, 3? Look! Look! Can you see
3. Ouch! Ouch! Can you feel The Midnight Witches, cold as steel? Ouch! Ouch! Can you feel 4. Up! Up! Up they fly Watch them soar into the sky, See them go, so big and black, The Midnight witches won’t come back.

4. POOR TOM
Have you seen the ghost of Tom? Long white bones with the skin all go-o-o-o-ne, Oo - - oo - - oo - - oo - oo - - oo - - oo - - Tom! Wouldn’t it be chilly with no skin on!

5. GEPETTO MADE A PUPPET
Gepetto made a puppet, He carved it out of wood, He wanted most of all to have a son, And everyone could hear him As he hammered and he sawed, He worked away from dawn Till day was done. 1. With a tap, tap here and a tap, tap there, The puppet was begun, But when at last the head was made The boy stuck out his tongue!
2. With a tap, tap here and a tap, tap there, From fingers down to toes, But then the naughty puppet punched His master on the nose! 3. With a tap, tap here and a tap, tap there, Came elbow, knee and chin. But then the naughty puppet kicked Gepetto on the shin. 4. With a tap, tap here and a tap, tap there, When came the legs and feet, Pinocchio jumped up and ran off Quickly down the street!

6. I KNOW AN OLD LADY (1)
1. I know an old lady who swallowed a fly, I don’t know why she swallowed a fly, Perhaps she’ll die. 2. I know an old lady who swallowed a spider That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly, 3. I know an old lady who swallowed a bird, How absurd, to swallow a bird! She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her…
4. I know an old lady who swallowed a cat,
Just fancy that, she swallowed a cat!
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled...
5. I know an old lady who swallowed a dog,
What a hog, to swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
That wriggled…

7. I KNOW AN OLD LADY (2) 6. I know an old lady who swallowed a goat,
She just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don’t know why she swallowed a fly,
Perhaps she’ll die.
7. I know an old lady who swallowed a cow. I don’t know how she swallowed a cow! She swallowed the cow to catch the goat, She swallowed the goat to catch the dog, She swallowed the dog to catch the cat, She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wriggled… 8. I know an old lady who swallowed a horse, SHE’S DEAD OF COURSE!

8. MRS WHITE HAD A FRIGHT
Mrs White had a fright In the middle of the night, She saw a ghost, Eating toast, Halfway up a lamp post.
OSTINATOS
Dum, dum, dum, dum
Dum dee dum dum dooo do do do do
In the middle of the night
Saw a ghost that was climbing up a lamp post

9. THE PRINCE AND THE PRINCESS (1)
1. Have you ever seen a princess, A beautiful princess Have you ever seen a princess A-combing her hair? She goes this way and that way And this way and that way Have you ever seen a princess A-combing her hair? 2. Have you ever seen a prince A gallant young prince Have you ever seen a prince With a sword in his hand? He goes this way and that way
3.Have you ever seen a princess, A beautiful princess Have you ever seen a princess Performing a dance? She goes this way and that way And this way and that way Have you ever seen a princess Performing a dance?

10. THE PRINCE AND THE PRINCESS (2)
4.Have you ever seen a prince, A gallant young prince Have you ever seen a prince A-riding his horse? He goes this way and that way And this way and that way Have you ever seen a prince A-riding his horse?
5. If you see them both together The prince and the princess, If you see them both together You should curtsey and bow! You go this way and that way And this way and that way, If you see them both together You should curtsey and bow.

11. A HERO CALLED ME
1. Do you want to be a hero, Doing all the things that heros do? Yes, I do, I’ll be a hero, Try to be the very best for you. Are you Robin Hood, always doing good? No Sir, no sir. Then a musketeer without any fear? I’m a hero called ME!
2. Do you want to be a hero, Doing all the things that heros do? Yes, I do, I’ll be a hero, Try to be the very best for you. Have you met a king or a prince or two? No Sir, no Sir. Then how do we know you wherever you go? I’m a hero called ME! 3. When we do our best, then we’ve passed the test, Yes Sir, yes Sir. At the end of the day we can shout HOORAY! I’m a hero, I’m a hero, I’M A HERO CALLED ME!