1. by curtis roys c oo i p a R T N s T
What does Mrs. Claus use to make her cakes? Elf-raising flour.
Which dog gives you Christmas presents? Santa Paws.
Why do the teletubies.
Go to the toilet at the same time.
Ha Ha ha very funny;;;

2. C A R T S i OO p T N by curtis roys
Knock, knock. Who\'s there? Ivory. Ivory who? Ivory good mind not to tell you.
Knock, knock. Who\'s there? Wanda Witch. Wanda Witch who? Wanda Witch you a Merry Christmas.
What do fish sing at Christmas? Shark, the herald angels sing.
What do fish sing at Christmas? Shark, the herald angels sing.
by curtis roys