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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 789!
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What did the spider do on the computer?
It made a website!
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5. What has four legs but can't walk?
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What has four legs but can't walk?
A table!
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How do you know carrots are good for your  eyes?
A. Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!
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7. On which side of an ostrich are the feathers?
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On which side of an ostrich are the feathers?
The outside!
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8. “Joey, can you come out and play?”
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“Joey, can you come out and play?”
“No. I have to help my dad do my homework.”
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9. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Dam!
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10. Why did the clown take off his shoes?
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Why did the clown take off his shoes?
His feet felt funny.
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11. What did the elevator say to the doctor?
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What did the elevator say to the doctor?
“I’m coming down with something.”
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What is the longest word in English?
“Smiles. There’s a mile between each “s”.
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Why did the bunny cross the road?
Because it wanted to show its girlfriend it could hip hop!
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14. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!
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15. Where do polar bears vote?
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Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll
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16. Where do snowmen keep their money?
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Where do snowmen keep their money?
In snow banks.
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
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18. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing!
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19. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
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What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
It let out a little wine!
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20. What dog keeps the best time?
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What dog keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
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21. What did the water say to the boat?
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What did the water say to the boat?
Nothing, it just waved.
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22. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
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What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
Odor in the court.
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23. Why did the elephant eat the candle?
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Why did the elephant eat the candle?
He wanted a light snack!
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24. What do you get from a pampered cow?
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What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
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25. What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail, of course!
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What letters are not in the alphabet?
The ones in the mail, of course!
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26. What did the gum say to the shoe?
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What did the gum say to the shoe?
“I’m stuck on you.”
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What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho Cheese
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After a careful examination the doctor said, “ I’m sorry to tell you that you’ve only got four hours to live. {cont.}
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Is there anyone you want to see before you go?”
“Yes,” answered the patient. “ Another doctor.”
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Dad, “You usually talk a lot on the phone. Why did you only talk half an hour?”
Daughter, “It was a wrong number!”
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What goes up the chimney down, but not down the chimney up?
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An umbrella
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32. Where do spices go when they are sick?
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Where do spices go when they are sick?
To see Dr. Pepper.
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