2. Christ Jesus, being in very nature God, did not consider equality with God something to be grasped, but made himself nothing, taking the very nature of a servant, being made in human likeness, and being found in appearance as a man, he humbled himself and became obedient to death – even death on a cross! Therefore God exalted him to the highest place and gave him the name that is above every name, that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, in heaven and on earth and under the earth, and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father. Philippians 2:6-11

3. Something’s wrong with the
Christmas story

4. Mary travelled to Bethlehem on a monkey

5. Mary travelled to Bethlehem on a donkey

6. A child will be born and he will be called the Prince of Puce

7. A child will be born and he will be called the Prince of Peace

8. When Jesus was born, Harold was king

9. When Jesus was born, Herod was king

10. The shepherds watched over their
crocs

11. The shepherds watched over their
flocks

12. “Let’s go down to Birmingham”

13. “Let’s go down to Bethlehem”

14. The wise men saw his car in the east

15. The wise men saw his star in the east

16. They gave gold, frankincense
and fur

17. They gave gold, frankincense
and myrrh

18. “My guys have seen your salvation”

19. “My ties have seen your salvation”

20. “My pies have seen your salvation”

21. “My eyes have seen your salvation”