1. Hi!
The following advertisements are from a press campaign by the church of Singapore. I hope you like them …

2. Please, do not drink when you drive -- You are not ready to see me yet
Please, do not drink when you drive -- You are not ready to see me yet God.

3. Can you imagine what air would cost if someone else provided it? God

4. What do I have to do to get your attention? Put an ad in the paper? God

5. Earth people, do not treat me like a martian. God

6. I thought about making the world black and white. But then I said
I thought about making the world black and white. But then I said ... naaah! God

7. If you missed the dawn that I made for you today, it does not matter
If you missed the dawn that I made for you today, it does not matter. I will make you another tomorrow God

8. How can you be a self-made-man? I remember making you in my image. God

9. If you think Michaelangelo is amazing, you should see my masterpiece
If you think Michaelangelo is amazing, you should see my masterpiece. Just look in the mirror God

10. Do not forget your umbrella. I have to water the plants. God

11. In my opinion, you are the most beautiful creature in the world OK, I’m biased. God

12. Come to my house on Sunday before the game. God

13. Come and bring the children. God

14. What part of “Thou shalt not ...” don’t you understand? God

15. We need to talk God

16. I love weddings, invite me to yours. God

17. This “Love thy neighbor”... I meant it. God
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18. I love you, and you, and you, and you, and you ... God

19. The road you choose ... Will you take me with you? God

20. Follow me God

21. Have you read my best seller? It tells quite a story. God
… and when you want to know what God is saying …
Read
The Bible
Have you read my best seller? It tells quite a story God

22. With pleasure I will carry your cross -- come and follow Me.
God

23. You are not alone, you have me God

24. Trust in me God

25. I want the best in life for you God
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26. Put yourself in my hands and see what I can do God
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27. I am looking out for you – will you please follow me? God

28. I hope you share this message …
Don’t drop me God
I hope you share this message …
God bless you.
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