1. Phil Hartman
Phil Hartman was a Canadian-born American actor, comedian, screenwriter and graphic artist. Born in Brantford, Ontario, Hartman and his family immigrated to the United States when he was ten. After graduating from California State University, more..

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Phil Hartman:Your world frightens and confuses me. #Fear

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Phil Hartman:Lionel: And as for your case, don't you worry. I've argued in front of every judge in the state. Often as a lawyer. #Law and Lawyers

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Phil Hartman:Lionel: Well, I didn't win. Here's your pizza. #Food and Eating

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Phil Hartman:Lionel: Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider. #Judgment and Judges

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Phil Hartman:Troy: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such other nature films as "Earwigs, Ew." and "Man Vs Nature... The Road To Victory". #Acting and Actors

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Phil Hartman:Troy: I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such TV series as "Buck Henderson, Union Buster" and "Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory". Today I'm here to tell you about "Spiffy.", the 21st century stain remover. Let's meet the inventor, Dr. Nick Riviera. #Acting and Actors

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Phil Hartman:Lionel: Mrs. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night; the sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it. #Worry

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Phil Hartman:Troy: Welcome to the Knowledgeum, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such automated information kiosks as "Welcome to Springfield Airport" and "Where's Nordstrom?" While you're enjoying our Hall of Wonders, your car unfortunately will be subject to repeated break-ins and... [Fades] #Winners and Winning

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Phil Hartman:Phil Hartman [singing]:I hide behind these wigs and this make-up, but tonight, I'm gonna let myself shine through. They're gonna see the real Phil Hartman, TONIGHT! #Arts and Artists

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Phil Hartman:Judge: Did you hear that, Mr. Cirroc? #Judgment and Judges

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Phil Hartman:Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer (slurring): [Aboard airplane] Stewardess, could you get me another drink? #Twentieth Century

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Phil Hartman:Lionel: I've been getting a lot of calls about you, Marge. People just love your no-pressure approach. #Love

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