1. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

2. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

3. Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

4. Why do they call them "apartments"
when they’re all stuck
together?

5. Why are they called ‘stands’ when they’re made for sitting?

6. Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

7. Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is
called a "near miss"? Shouldn’t it be called a "near hit"?

8. If you can’t drink and drive, why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

9. Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

10. How do you KNOW it’s an ENDLESS LOOP?

11. If you keep trying to solve Murphy’s Law, will something
keep going wrong?

12. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship,
it’s called cargo?

13. Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

14. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical
situations?

15. Do bald men wash their head with
soap or shampoo?

16. Why is there no Channel 1 on TV?

17. Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the
newspaper?

18. How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?

19. When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'.

20. What would happen if you put a humidifier and a dehumidifier
in the same room?

21. If you built a time machine with all new parts, when you went back
would the parts you use disappear because they didn't exist then?

22. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

23. If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau,
who do you complain to?

24. If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture
of a thousand words worth?

25. If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the

26. What happens to
an 18 hour bra
after 18 hours?

27. What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where
do you tell them to go?

28. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a
coffin?

29. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

30. How come wrong numbers are never busy?

31. Do people in Australia call the rest of the
world "up over"?

32. Does killing time damage eternity?

33. Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

34. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

35. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and
dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

36. Can you buy an entire chess set
in a pawn-shop?

37. Daylight savings time. Why are they saving it and
where do they keep it?

38. Do you think that when they asked George Washington
for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

39. How do you get off a non-stop flight?

40. How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

41. If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people
wear earmuffs?

42. Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture
of a running child?

43. Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages
of eight?

44. Why do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to
the counters?

45. Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a
diet coke?