1. More Parking and Facilities Humor
The Many Reasons
People Call:
More Parking and Facilities Humor
Vanessa R. Cummings – “Ms. V” Consultant & Motivational Speaker Ms. V. CONSULTING, LLC

2. PEOPLE CALL PARKING FOR JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING

3. We are happy to assist you. We’ll be right there!
YES, THIS IS WHAT WE DO!
We are happy to assist you. We’ll be right there!

4. THE MANY REASONS PEOPLE CALL
You’re calling to ask how to stop your boyfriend from driving your car?

5. THEY KNOW OUR NUMBER
I am more than happy to look up the number. So the only campus phone number in your phone is parking?!?!

6. WE COUNSEL So tell me again why you parked next to the fire hydrant?
Spent $100 on a date, then we broke up. Was running late for a final exam which I probably failed. And now have NO money left to pay a ticket!
So tell me again why you parked next to the fire hydrant?

7. WE PROVIDE INFORMATION
Providing information to customers is a major part of what we do.

8. WE EDUCATE

9. WE ARE AMBASSADORS

10. Do you know what these have in common?
REAL CUSTOMER SERVICE
Do you know what these have in common?

11. BEYOND PARKING SERVICES
Has this ever happened to you? Okay, maybe not to the men!
You put out a call and your staff comes to assist.

12. REAL CUSTOMER SERVICE
Yes, we provide temporary shoe repair!

13. WE ARE CUSTOMER SERVICE
Do you know how these relate to customer service and parking?
HOTEL VALET

14. COULD IT BE?
What?
They all get used!

15. THE MANY REASONS PEOPLE CALL
Back to the empty roll. Did you ever run out at a hotel with no spare available?

16. THE MANY REASONS PEOPLE CALL
You call housekeeping, the front desk, concierge, and the hotel operator and you get no answer.
Your bladder is now kicking into overload and that darn roll is still empty!

17. THE MANY REASONS PEOPLE CALL
Then you remember, you work in parking. They ALWAYS answer their phone!

18. WE DELIVER
So glad Valet answers the phone and delivers more than just cars!

19. THE MANY REASONS PEOPLE CALL
Parking professionals are called to help make life easier for all of us. From the bottom up!

20. More Parking and Facilities Humor
The Many Reasons
People Call:
More Parking and Facilities Humor
Vanessa R. Cummings – “Ms. V” Consultant & Motivational Speaker Ms. V. CONSULTING, LLC