1. A new way to find small pretty rocks
Brent McInnes
Curtin University

2. A while ago I did some work that may be of interest to men who wish to make their girlfriend become their wife and need a small pretty rock to fix the deal.

3. "Mrs Diamond is for ever" is a saying of some business people, but they have found it harder than ever before to find more of these small pretty rocks.

4. Some business people are happy to pay a bit of money to college rock doctors to imagine new ideas and make them work. So I wrote a short paper to ask for money to look at a new way to find small pretty rocks. Many thanks to those people that gave money.

5. Small pretty rocks are only found in very hot weird rocks that cut their way up to the land along faults from very, very deep under the ground.

6. My idea was to see if other small for ever rocks found with Mrs Diamond in the deep weird rocks also had something weird about them. If this weird thing could easily be understood and used by business people to find new small pretty rocks, they would be happy.
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7. The weird thing I looked at is very tiny, lighter than air and makes people sound very funny when they talk - which we all know as Mr Helium.

8. Mr Helium is not found in very hot weird rocks from deep under ground because it is so tiny it can not be locked up inside the hot small rocks. Instead it flies away into outer space.

9. It is a different story how ever for small rocks that are cool, like those on the normal land that you walk on. Mr Helium can not fly away from cool normal land because it gets locked up in the normal tiny rocks.

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If I was right you would not find Mr Helium in the same place that you found Mrs Diamond.
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11. So I went to lots of places with pretty rocks and grabbed both weird and normal rocks.

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Then I took them to my college friends who used a small, white hot kitchen with a computer counter that understands Mr Helium very well.

13. It worked! We did not find Mr Helium in the weird rocks with Mrs Diamond, but we did find lots of Mr Helium in the normal rocks next door.
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14. My friends and I wrote papers to tell lots of other people what we did and how we did it.
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15. We also built a new computer counter so that other college people could look at and understand Mr Helium.

16. Some business people are using this work to look for small pretty rocks today.

17. A while ago i did some work that may be of interest to men who wish to make their girlfriend become their wife and need a small pretty rock to fix the deal. "Mrs Diamond is for ever" is a saying of some business people, but they have found it harder than ever before to find more of these small pretty rocks. Some business people are happy to pay a bit of money to college rock doctors to imagine new ideas and make them work, and so I wrote a short paper to ask for money to look at a new way to find small pretty rocks.
Small pretty rocks are only found in very hot weird rocks that cut their way up to the land along faults from very, very deep under the ground. My idea was to see if other small rocks found with Mrs Diamond in the deep weird rocks also had something weird about them. If this weird thing could easily be understood and used by business people to find new small pretty rocks, they would be happy.
The weird thing I looked at is very tiny, lighter than air and makes people sound very funny when they talk - which we all know as Mr Helium. Mr Helium is not found in very hot weird rocks from deep under ground because it is so tiny it can not be locked up inside the hot small rocks, and instead it flies away into outer space. It is a different story how ever for small rocks that are cool, like those on the normal land around you that you walk on. Mr Helium can not fly away from cool normal land because it gets locked up in normal tiny rocks. If I was right you would not find Mr Helium in the same place that you found Mrs Diamond.
So I went to lots of places with pretty rocks and grabbed both weird and normal rocks, then I took them to my college friends who used a small, white hot kitchen with a computer counter that understands Mr Helium very well. It worked! We could not find Mr Helium in the weird rocks with Mrs Diamond, but we could find lots of Mr Helium in the normal rocks next door. My friends and I wrote a paper to tell lots of other people what we did and how we did it. We also built a new computer counter so that other college people could look at and understand Mr Helium. Some business people are using this work to look for small pretty rocks today.