1. Scoutmaster, Scoutmaster he's our man. If he can't do it, nobody can.
Scoutmaster Cheer
Scoutmaster, Scoutmaster
he's our man.
If he can't do it,
nobody can.

2. What Do You Do With A Sleepy Camper?
Chorus:
Way, hey, late ye riser, Way, hey, late ye riser,
Way, hey, late ye riser, Earl-lie in the morning.
What do you do with a sleepy camper?
Earl-lie in the morning.
Other verses (sing each separately, chorus in between):
Pull him out of bed with a running bowline…
Put him into bed an hour sooner…
Add a hot sauce to his eggs for breakfast...

3. Scoutmaster Cheer - 2 We are the scoutmasters Big and Strong.
We camp with the Boys
and teach right from wrong.

4. English Rank Call Cheer
Be prepared! Be prepared!
Shout! Shout! Shout!
Tenderfoot! Second Class!
First Class Scout!

5. Take me out to the Forest
Let me hike in the wild.
Show me a skunk and a few bear tracks.
I won’t care if I never come back.
But its look, look at your compass.
If it rains, then it pours.
And it’s ouch, slap, sting and your bit
In the old outdoors!

6. Scouting Spirit I have that scouting spirit up in my head
deep in my heart
down in my feet
all over me
…. to stay.

7. Grand Old Captain Kirk The Grand Old Captain Kirk,
He had a hundred men.
He beamed them up the ship, and
He beamed them down again.
And when they're up they're up.
And when they're down they're down,
But when they're neither up nor down
They’re nowhere to be found!

8. Quartermaster’s store
Mice...running through the rice
Rats...big as ally cats
Snakes...big as garden rakes
My eyes are dim, I cannot see
I have not brought my specks with me.
I have, not, brought my specks with me.

9. Hiking Along Over hill, over dale, We will hit the green-wood trail,
As the Boy scouts go hiking along.
In and out, all around,
You will never see us frown
As the Boy Scouts go hiking along.
And it's hi! hi! hee! It's B.S.A. for me!
Shout out our name and shout it strong.
Where 'er we go, you will always know,
That the Boy Scouts go hiking along.

10. Camp Granada Hello Mudder, Hello Fadda, Here I am at, Camp Granada.
Camp is very, entertaining.
And they say we’ll have some fun if it stops raining.
I went hiking, with Joe Spivy.
He developed, Poison Ivy.
You remember, Leonard Skinner.
He got Tomaine poisoning last night after dinner.
All the counselors, hate the waiters.
And the lake, has alligators.
And the head coach, wants no sissies,
So he reads to us from something called Ulysses.

11. Camp Granada Now I don’t want, this should scare ya.
But my bunkmate, has Malaria.
You remember, Jeffrey Hardy.
They’re about to organize a searching party.
Take me home,
Oh Mudda Fadda.
I hate Granada.
Don’t leave me out in the forest where…
I might, get eaten / by a / bear.

12. Camp Granada Take me home, I promise I will not make noise,
or mess the house with other boys.
Oh please don’t make me stay...
I’ve been, here one / whole / day.
Dearest Fadda, Darling Mudda,
How’s my precious, little brodda?
Let me come home, if you miss me.
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me...

13. Camp Granada Wait a minute. It’s stopped hailing.
Guys are swimming. Guys are sailing.
Playing baseball. Gee that’s bedda.
Mother Fadda kindly disregard this ledda.