1. Procurement Director’s Conference 2010
What’s Going On In IT?
Procurement Director’s Conference
2010

2. We are going green! ITMO does its part to protect the environment
If you have PETA on speed dial, please turn your phone off

3. How To Clean The Toilet Without Harsh Chemicals
If you don’t own a cat borrow one from a neighbor
1. Put both lids of the toilet up. And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. How To Clean The Toilet Without Harsh Chemicals
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a power-wash and rinse. 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

5. How To Clean The Toilet Without Harsh Chemicals
8 The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

6. How To Clean The Toilet Without Harsh Chemicals
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean Sincerely, The Dog

7. New Technology Electric Lawn Mower by Toyota

8. News In The IT World ACTA - Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement
The agreement, being negotiated by the United States and nearly a dozen trading partners, is intended to create an international framework to crack down on counterfeiting, copyright violations and other intellectual property theft.
Digital Photocopiers Loaded With Secrets
Nearly every digital copier built since 2002 contains a hard drive - like the one on your personal computer - storing an image of every document copied, scanned, or ed by the machine.

9. New Technology Power Window Upgrade

10. Current STC Projects Small Applications Development Contract
Pay-Per-Print Laser Printer Contract
HP Ink and Toner State Term Contract
Mail Equipment
Panasonic PCs added to WSCA
Networking STC
Firewall STC
Managed Print Services
Software License Manager
Project Management Services
Oracle
Professional Training (Online and Classroom)

11. New Technology New Truck for Women

12. Upcoming Contracts Document Management STC One-Card Access STC
Panasonic
E-Procurement
Professional Services Contracting Framework
Novell, IBM, CA, Symantec,
Timekeeping

13. New Technology Beer Thrower