1. The Magic Box I will put in my box I will put in my box
The roar of the most fiercest ogre from the deepest
darkest cave,
A piece of mouldy cheese from a yellow moon,
Power of a monster starfish’s beam of the brightest
light.
I will put in my box
The smell of a pink fart from socks five years old,
The last secret of Albert Einstien,
A glimpse of God from the fluffy cloud.
I will put in my box
A blue bubbly potion of everlasting life,
Rumours that Santa Claus is dead,
Fears that the Bogey Man is actually real.
As tiny as a mouse and as grey as a rock,
Sharp dragon teeth on its body and legs,
As bumpy as a crocodile’s back and tiny wheels for
Hinges.
It’s made of iron, wood and fur of a rat,
Get the password wrong and you’ll be eaten,
Its fur has rabies and its tail has rat poison.
Cathal Byrne and Colin Whitten