1. What Is The US Postal Service Hiding?
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What Is The US Postal Service Hiding?

2. USPS: United States (Im)Post(er) Service
They prowl our streets…
… sentinels stand on corners …

3. USPS: United States (Im)Post(er) Service
They prowl our streets…
… sentinels stand on corners …
… AND OCCUPY OUR HOMES!!!

4. Mathematical Proof
U S P S

5. Mathematical Proof
U S P S
21-19 = 2
19-16 = 3

6. U S P S 21 19 16 19 Mathematical Proof 21-19 = 2 19-16 = 3
21-19 = 2
19-16 = 3
2 x = 41
41 x 16 = 666
Check it!

7. Focus: Stamps Stamp collecting was once an innocent pastime
Now they are all weirdos
WHAT HAPPENED?

8. Clue: ever notice how envelopes don’t taste the same as they did in the 1950s?
High-fructose corn syrup industry making $millions
Corporations add chemicals for “passive advertising”
E.g. Coca-cola, Brita, Windex, manufacturers of sniffing glue, …
The Great Flamingo Ball of 1978
White House Chief of Staff, aka Director of USPS Envelope Authority!
Who Is To Blame?

9. What We Can Do Don’t lick envelopes, use tape! Ghost post
Draw your own stamp for added confusion
Ghost post
Decoy address on envelope
Carrier pigeons, anyone?
Look out for secret messages in junk mail -- a whole other talk!
Stamp out mind control by big corporations!
Thanks for listening.
What We Can Do