1. Music and Lyrics by S.B. Castroll, MA Ed
John the Sucky King
Music and Lyrics by S.B. Castroll, MA Ed

2. Chorus… You’re a sucky King John’s a sucky King England has democracy
Cuz you’re a sucky King!

3. King of France I’m the King of France! I wear fancy pants!
I will take the land from you
Cuz you’re a sucky King!

4. Chorus You’re a sucky King! (of England)
John’s a sucky King (of England)
John will now be called LACKLAND
Cuz you’re a sucky King

5. The Pope I’m the Roman Pope Your wars make you a dope!
I’ll put England in interdict
Cuz you’re a sucky king

6. Chorus You’re a sucky king! John’s a sucky king!
When you die you’ll go to HELL
Cuz you’re a sucky king!

7. Robin Hood To pay for all your wars You put taxes on the poor
The people suffer from your reign
Cuz you’re a sucky king

8. Robin Hood II My Name is Robin Hood Your taxes are no good
I’ll steal from you and give back to them
Cuz you’re a sucky king!

9. Chorus You’re a sucky king John’s a sucky king
The people suffer from your rule
‘Cuz you’re a sucky king

10. The Lords We’re the noble lords Your tax we can’t afford
We will stand against your rule
Cuz you’re a sucky king

11. Chorus You’re a sucky king John’s a sucky king
We will fight you tooth and nail
‘Cuz you’re a sucky king

12. Runnymede Here in 1215 At the field of Runnymede
We will kick your sorry butt
Cuz you’re a sucky king

13. Chorus You’re a sucky king John’s a sucky king
We fight you here at Runnymede
‘Cuz you’re a sucky king

14. Magna Carta Cuz you are such a farter We’ll make you sign a charter
The Magna Carta you will sign
Cuz you’re a sucky king

15. Chorus You’re a sucky king John’s a sucky king
The Magna Carta you will sign
‘Cuz you’re a sucky king

16. No Taxation Without Representation
Now if you want to tax
Us you’ll have to ask
No tax without our say so first
Cuz you’re a sucky king

17. Chorus You’re a sucky king John’s a sucky king
No tax if we don’t represent
‘Cuz you’re a sucky king

18. Jury Trial To protect us from your fury We want trial by a jury
A trial made up of our peers
Cuz you’re a sucky king

19. Chorus You’re a sucky king John’s a sucky king
Jury trial shall be the law
‘Cuz you’re a sucky king

20. Chorus… You’re a sucky King John’s a sucky King England has democracy
Cuz you’re a sucky King!