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Chronicous is a story based site you can find online Funny short stories, Funny stories, Short stories for kids and also you can submit your short stories.

2. This is a story from a few years back
This is a story from a few years back.. So I grew up in a non-English speaking country, and the main character in this story, my grandma, didn't speak any (at least to my knowledge).

3. I peed my pants!!
Ok, so I am a lady that has given birth. Squeezing a big baby out of your stomach, apart from being excruciatingly painful, also causes all kinds of complications for a woman. Or at least it did to me. For instance, I need to cross my legs when I sneeze, cough or laugh really hard. Otherwise I wet myself. This is my sneezing story.

4. I hate my fu*king teacher!
I had a chat yesterday with an old friend from university called Neil and was reminded of this funny story.
Neil and I had a common friend who hated our math teacher Martens. Neil and I had no issues with him, but our friend was of a very different opinion.

5. He got two ladies pregnant - then they gave birth on the same day at the same hospital!!!
This is a true story from my early adulthood involving a friend of mine. This person (lets call him Markus) was one of the wild kids, always full of energy and always the center of attention.