1. Learn the Names of EVERY state in the Union
MIMAL
Learn the Names of EVERY state in the Union

2. Chef MIMAL You see him every time you look at the map….
Under his chef’s hat he hides a mini-soda – Minnesota
Eye is in eye-o-wa - Iowa
Fat, stomach feels Miss-ouri (misery!)
Sits on his “can” – Ar-Kan-sas
His feet feel “lousy-anna” – Louisiana

3. Chef MIMAL M
Minnesota
The Chef’s HAT

4. Chef MIMAL I
IOWA
The Chef’s face
Eye in “eye-o-wa”

5. Chef MIMAL M
Missouri
The Chef’s fat Stomach/Shirt
feels “misery”

7. Chef MIMAL – More tricks
Holds a “tin tray” = Tennessee
On the tray is his favorite food, Kentucky Friend Chicken = Kentucky
He’s gassy – burps and makes an ill-noise = Illinois, right “in Dianna’s” face – Indiana
Where are the cheese heads? – Wisconsin
He is wearing an oven mitt – Michigan
Hides another soda behind his back because he “can” - Kansas

9. Chef MIMAL – More Tricks
He likes Muscle Cars, so he puts MAG wheels on his ride for a trip to Florida = Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia
Where is the most beef cattle raised? Texas!
What does the chef use to butcher the beef? A meat cleaver = Oklahoma
If you stand in the corner U CAN see 4 states = Utah, Colorado, Arizona, New Mexico
State looks like a guitine blade that seperates you from your money = Nevada (v shaped)

11. Chef MIMAL –More Tricks
Where are happy COWs from? = California, Oregon, Washington
Where are potatoes grown? (Looks like a potato masher) = Idaho
Do you see the man in Montana?
In the South we have 5 Southern Belles – all named after women: North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia and West Virginia, Maryland

13. Chef MIMAL – More Tricks
The “Middle Colonies” are made of up like a baseball team:
New York Yankees = New York
Who have pin stripped uniforms – Pennsylvania
Jerseys = New Jersey
& they wear underwear! = Deleware

14. Chef MIMAL – More Tricks
Upper Colonies
Leprechauns are Irish Catholics and go to Mass – Massachusetts
But the Church had to call an exterminator to take care of a rodent problem in the basement (Rhode Island) that was filled with New Hampsters (New Hampshire) and vermin (Vermont).
This state thnks that they are so great… the MAINE reason for everything in the U.S.