1. How much weight would Santa gain AT Christmas?

2. Calories 1 cookie = 56 calories 2 cookies = 112 calories
glass of milk = 42 calories
154 calories = 2 cookies + glass of milk
154 calories per house

3. Worldwide calories 1.9 billion children under 15 in the world
2.42 children in houses
154 calories * = 120’909’090’918 calories overall

4. How much weight does he gain?
3500 (on average) calories in a pound of body fat
pounds in total
stone gained = 15’669’554 kg gained

5. How many…? African bush elephant = 6,000 kg
Santa would have gained elephants in weight

6. How many…? Land Rover = 2434 kg
Santa would have gained Land Rovers in weight

7. How many...? The average woman weighs 70.2kg
Santa would have gained women in weight
The average man weighs 83.6kg
Santa would have gained men in weight

8. Conclusion…
SANTA would die of obesity.

9. To lose the weight in 365 days
1 hour sprinting = 1,000 calories burnt
/1000 = hours to burn all calories consumed
/365 = 331’257.8 hours per day running
IT IS IMPOSIBLE