1. The Retro Dancer
Getting an invitation from Richard Simons to be in a new DVD
To Cancun the 80s dancer went to go and see.
She was dressed in the loudest colors of them all
Wearing 4 inch heels making her extremely tall
Hot pink leg warmers and a neon green sweaters
The heat on the island made the workout even better
She took her fanny pack and led the way
Until the sand got in her heels, not a good day
Sweatbands as far as the eye can see
One got too gross so she flung it up a tree
She rolled up her royal blue leggings and went for a swim
The water sparkling from the moon lights dim
The short brown curly haired girl came to find
Richard Simons never crossed her mind
She missed the video shoot having fun in the sun
Finding out her job on the trip was totally done