1. So Very Puny (LOL) When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
I asked why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me
A boiled egg every morning is hard to beat.
Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Err...so how do you drive this thing?”
Being struck by lightning is a shocking experience!
She had a photographic memory but never developed it.
Don’t run behind a car or you’ll get exhausted!
Don’t run in front of a car or you’ll get tired!
A prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark is the period. It makes the end of his sentence.