1. 9 Circles of Modern Day Pop Star Hell
Michael Andreone

2. Lady Gaga Limbo Talented Very crazy
Still unsure about many aspects of her
Has won multiple Grammys and performed with artists such as Clarence Clemons
Does weird stuff like wear meat dresses and shows up to Grammys in a giant egg

3. Lustful
Miley Cyrus
In 2010, Cyrus essentially pole danced at the Teen Choice Awards
Wrote song “Can’t Be Tamed” in response to upset people
Has been wearing more and more revealing clothes onstage

4. Gluttonous
Rick Ross
Weighs a lot

5. LMFAO Avaricious Dynamic duo estimated at about $4 million net worth
Their song “Yes” is about how successful they are and how many nice possessions they have
Lyrics of song: “Every time I dive in my pool, it’s hard to be humble as I do the breast stroke through an underground tunnel”

6. Wrathful
Rihanna
After 2009, she has become increasingly hardcore and less of the innocent type she used to be due to a certain male pop star
Started with “Run this Town”, a violent song in which she flashes a finger expressing anger

7. Justin Bieber Heretics Started singing about love when he was 13
Reportedly compared himself to Kurt Cobain, king of grunge, by saying “I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generating. But nobody understands me.”

8. Chris Brown Violent Brutally beat Rihanna in 2009
After an interview on Good Morning America, Chris Brown threw a chair through the window of the dressing room he was in and stomped out of the building but not before angrily tearing off his shirt

9. Fraudulent
Eminem
Raps about having a hard life in his songs even though his net worth is about $115 million
Raps about how bad of a person his wife is and then files papers making sure she doesn’t talk poorly of him
Is a poser

10. Ke$ha Treacherous Has no musical abilities at all
Mostly slurs out the lyrics to all of her songs
Has incredibly vulgar songs and messages