1. חוכמת היידיש
Yiddish Wisdom

2. What will happen to the sheep
When the wolf is the judge

3. The hat is O.K. but the head is too small

4. You can’t ride two horses with one bottom

5. Even if he were twice as wise, he would be dumb

6. Man was made from dust and ends in dust
Man was made from dust and ends in dust. But meanwhile it’s good to take a drink of vodka

7. When there’s so much to do, take a nap

8. No one sees one’s own hump

9. A pen hurt more then an arrow

10. A cow has a long tongue, but she can’t say a blessing

11. Give the pig a finger –
he’ll want the whole hand

12. A worm in a piece of horseradish believes that nothing can be sweeter

13. Every thing may be forgotten- except food

14. Nine rabbis cannot make a ‘minyan’ , but ten cobblers can do

15. When the cat is asleep
The mice celebrate

16. If grandma had a beard
She would be my grandfather

17. The reddest apple might contain a worm

18. Even the most expensive clock Doesn't have more than 60 minutes

19. A girl who cannot dance blames the musicians

20. A man makes plans
And god laughs

21. סוף
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