1. Hi!
The following advertisements are from a press campaign by the church of Singapore. I hope you like them …

2. Please, do not drink when you drive. You are not ready to see me yet
Please, do not drink when you drive. You are not ready to see me yet God.

3. Can you imagine what air would cost, if someone else provided it? God

4. What do i have to do to get your attention. Put an ad. in the paper
What do i have to do to get your attention? Put an ad. in the paper? God

5. Earth people, do not treat me like a martian. God

6. I thought about making the world black and white. But then I said
I thought about making the world black and white. But then I said ... naaah! God

7. If you missed the dawn that I made for you today, it does not matter
If you missed the dawn that I made for you today, it does not matter. I will make you another tomorrow God

8. How can you be a self-made-man? I specifically recall creating you. God

9. If you think Mona Lisa is amazing, you should see my master piece
If you think Mona Lisa is amazing, you should see my master piece. Go look in the mirror God

10. Don’t forget your umbrella. I might water the plants today. God

11. In my opinion, you are the most beautiful person in the world
In my opinion, you are the most beautiful person in the world. OK, so I’m biased God

12. Come to my house on Sunday, before the game. God

13. Come and bring the children. God

14. What part of “Thou shalt not ...” don’t you understand? God

15. We need to talk God

16. I love weddings, invite me to yours. God

17. This “Love thy neighbor”... I meant it. God
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18. I love you, and you, and you, and you, and you ... God

19. The road you choose ... Will you take me with you? God

20. Follow me God

21. Have you read my best seller? It’s quite a challenge. God.
… and when you want to know what God wants to say …
Read
The Bible
Have you read my best seller? It’s quite a challenge God.

22. With pleasure I will carry your cross, come.
God.

23. You are not alone, you have me. God.

24. Trust in me God.

25. I want the best gift, for you. God.
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26. Put yourself in my hands and watch. God.
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27. I am looking for you, answer me. God.

28. Don’t make me come down there. God.
I hope you share this mesage, …
God bless you.
Al Mendoza