1. Kayleigh-Farrell Crow September 12, 2003 Lit /Pd. 2 Mrs. Gunter
KFC-2003 Owner’s Manual
This is the best
product in the
whole entire
world! 
Kayleigh-Farrell Crow
September 12, 2003
Lit /Pd. 2
Mrs. Gunter

2. Appearance
The KFC-2003 is a brand new invention that was designed by a brilliant inventor, Bill Gates.
You can recognize this product by a loud voice, big smile and an all-the-time positive attitude.

3. Appearance (cont.)
This product is intended to do many things; including soccer and reading just to name a few.
And much, much, more.

4. Diagram Here is picture of the KFC-2003!! Head for thinking
Mouth for chatting
Kicking leg for playing soccer
Hand for holding the phone

5. This Product Requires Careful Handling!
Instructions
This Product Requires Careful Handling!
To maintain a good attitude, the KFC-2003 needs good hygiene, food and water.
Also, the KFC-2003 can perform many tasks with lots of attention.

6. Instructions (cont.)
The KFC-2003 is a very hard working machine that tries hard at all her studies and is well built for physical conditions.
The KFC-2003 is also built to last for 101 years minimum.
40 Day Guarantee

7. Here are some ways to keep the KFC-2003 in tip-top shape!!
Troubleshooting
Here are some ways to keep the KFC-2003 in tip-top shape!!

8. Troubleshooting (cont.)
Thirsty
Give her a Sprite Remix
Hungry
Feed with fries
Sad
Comfort her
Angry
Tell her a joke
Play with her
Happy
Watch a movie with her
Calm

9. Miscellaneous SPECIAL SPECIAL SPECIAL
This invention is very unique by its perky attitude and crazy expressions. Some other things that are
SPECIAL
SPECIAL
are her very
friends and family. And what would she do without her very
SPECIAL
teachers??

10. Miscellaneous (cont.) Mr. Camargo! Mrs. Stevens! Mrs. Thompson!
What would I do without you???????

11. Miscellaneous (cont.) Mr. Bautista! Mrs. Sahakian!
What would I do without you???????

12. Miscellaneous (cont.) Am I forgetting someone???? Can you guess?
Hmmmm…..

13. Oh Yeah!!
Mrs. Gunter!!!!
Go Mrs. Gunter!

14. PEACE OUT DUDE!
The End.

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