1. Enrico van de Laar & Tomaž Kaštrun
Crazy Data Science

2. Thank you to our AWESOME sponsors!

3. Introduction Enrico van de Laar
Data & Advanced Analytics Data Masterminds
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Tomaž Kaštrun BI Developer and Data Scientist
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4. Introduction Royal Entity That Achieves Repression Through Data
We are both proud members of the:
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Repression
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Science

5. R.E.T.A.R.T.D.S. or any of its members, cannot be held responsible for any damages caused during this session including, but not limited to, physical and/or emotional damage, broken equipment, strong feelings of frustration, bad implementations, horrible decisions, the use of our code (you should think twice), trust issues, any impact on your or your companies financial situation or any other possible damages we forgot to mention here…

6. Agenda
Schnapps-o-meter (Multiclass classification | Azure Machine Learning | On-premises datasource)
Slayeralytics (Statistics | Text mining & classification | Sentiment analysis | U-SQL | Image classification)
Predicting demonic possession (Convolutional Neural Network | R | Shiny)

7. Schnapps-o-meter
Challenge: Predict the current state of a person during the consummation of schnapps based on weight, sex, amount of schnapps and time spend drinking
Multiclass Classification | Azure Machine Learning | On-premises datasource

8. General Statistics | Text mining | Sentiment mining
Slayer-o-serious
Challenge: Getting Wiki data about the Slayer (band) and generating some useless results
General Statistics | Text mining | Sentiment mining

9. Slayer-o-fun Finding the real Jeff Hanneman!
Challenge: Predicting Slayer lyrics
Finding the real Jeff Hanneman!
Album cover image feature extraction
Classification of text with R/Py | Classification of images | Image feature extraction with U-SQL

10. Predicting demonic possession
Challenge: Predict whether a person is possessed by an evil spirit based on selfies
Convolutional Neural Network | R | Shiny

11. R.E.T.A.R.T.D.S. and its members would like to thank you for your time! Remember, world domination start with Data Science!