1. The number one cause of death in America is ___________.

2. ____________ turned the tide of World War II.

3. ________________ is the reason aliens have not invaded Earth.

4. Humanity's salvation comes in the form of ______________.

5. The new fad for kids today is playing Cops and __________.

6. Most scientific breakthroughs can give thanks to ____________.

7. ____________ should be granted immunity. Now.

8. Most people in prison want ______ smuggled in.

9. Behind every powerful man is _________.

10. Turns out my spirit animal is _________.

11. He who controls ______ controls the world.

12. Science will never explain ______.

13. The secret to a lasting marriage is communication, communication, and ______.

14. A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with _______.

15. Money can’t buy me love, but it can buy me _______.

16. Scientists have developed a smaller, more efficient version of _______.

17. In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of ______.

18. The Academy for Gifted Children have turned all their attention to studying _____.

19. Casual Friday should officially become “____ Friday.”

20. Millions of Americans struggle with _________ every day

21. The world would be better by changing one thing, get rid of _________.

22. The TSA should prohibit ___________ from airplanes.

23. The national museum should open an interactive exhibit on _________.

24. A study published in Nature this week found that _________ is good for you in small doses

25. This years coolest app delivers __________ directly to your door

26. If ______ ever become sentient, watch out!

27. Nightmares about ______ are a definite sign of insanity.

28. Colleges and universities should all have classes on ______.

29. The most challenging part of high school is ______.

30. If all rock bands had ______ , the world would be much cooler.

31. The next major Marvel movies villain should be ______.

32. Every road trip needs three things: good food, cool tunes, and ______.

33. Swag

34. A saxophone solo

35. An aging rock star

36. The pirate’s life

37. Emojis

38. Witty come-backs

39. A dirty toothbrush

40. 24-hour media coverage

41. A beached whale

42. A web of lies

43. A woman scorned

44. Dorito breath

45. Moral ambiguity

46. Neil Patrick Harris

47. Quiche

48. Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse

49. Santa Claus

50. Me in a superhero costume

51. Your mom

52. Good grammar

53. Sharks with legs

54. Pointed sarcasm

55. Exploding pigeons

56. Like a million alligators

57. Surly preschoolers

58. Eyeball laserbeams

59. Lukewarm coffee

60. A scary clown

61. A pig in a sweater

62. A bag of hair

63. Voodoo dolls

64. The characters from Scooby Doo