1. Words by Susan Weidkamp or as noted Music by Various
Chemistry
Carols
Words by Susan Weidkamp
or as noted
Music by Various

2. Element Song
By Tom Lehrer

3. Yours is the number all chemists know well.
THE FIRST MOLE
The first mole Avagadro did say
was to help certain chemists count molecules
by weight,
so they calculated compounds all night and all day,
and at this time of year you can hear them all say
Mole, mole, mole, mole,
Yours is the number all chemists know well.

4. Jingle Mole Dashing through the orbitals, in a one horse proton sleigh
Dashing through the orbitals, in a one horse proton sleigh
Or the shells we go, configurating all the way.
1s, 2s, 2p. It’s easy as can be! So zig zag through those levels of electron energy, Oh
Chorus
‘lectron shells, oribitals, ion constellations.
Oh what fun it is to calculate configurations!
Now the time is right, know it while you’re young.
Just get an Alchem chart and sing this merry ol’ song.
© 1985 Susan Weidkamp (Words Only) Used by permission.

5. DECK THE WALLS Deck the walls with configurations,
Fa la la la la la la la la.
And some ion concentrations, Fa la la etc.
Dawn we know our lab apparel, Fa la la etc.
As we sing this chemistry carol, Fa la la etc.
Fast away the old year passes, Fa la la etc.
Soon we will be studying gasses, Fa la la etc.
PV= nRT, Fa la la etc.
Oh the JOYS of chemistry! Fa la la etc.

6. Chemistry Wonderland (down beat is bold)
‘lectrons sing, are ya listening? In a beaker, silver’s glistening.
A beautiful sight, we’re reacting tonight,
Experimenting in a chemical wonderland.
Gone away is the slide rule, here to stay is the TI/SLX graphing calculator, cell phone, data scanner, IPOD and full color printer, homework tool*.
We figure out moles and energy dipoles,
Calculating in a chemistry wonderland.
*(I got tired of figuring out new calculators each year)
© 1992 Susan Weidkamp (Words Only) Used by permission.
(down beat is bold)
In a beaker we will make a compound,
and after the explosion we’ll have found,
that mixing chemicals without authorization,
Is not ecological or environmentally sound.
Working hard, we’ll perspire
In the spring we’ll expire,
and face unafraid the plight of our grade,
Surviving in a chemistry wonderland.

7. Test tubes roasting on a Bunsen burner.
Ions nipping at your nose,
Chemistry Carols being sung by a choir
As distillers deionize H2O.
Everybody knows a mole is 6.02 X
And PV= nRT
I know it’s been said many times many ways
Happy Chemistry to you.
continued….

8. We know that Ideal Gases obey the law. And Quantum theory has no flaw
And every chemistry student’s gonna smile
When they can count molecules and atoms by the pile.
And so I offer you this simple rule:
“Electrons must fill lower energy levels first.”
Although its been said many times many ways:
Happy Chemistry to You!
© 1998 Susan Weidkamp (Words Only) Used by permission.

9. I Have to Count Some Atoms
2. I have to count some molecules
I’ll count them by the mole
Or maybe I’ll use volume
And still achieve my goal!
(Chorus)
Now when I must count ions
In formulas so nice
I calculate the molar mass
And check it once or twice
1. I have to count some atoms
Of elements today
And when I count the atoms
The elements I weigh!
Chorus:
Oh moles, moles, moles
I count them when I weigh
In chemistry today!

10. Behold How Good and Pleasant It Is
to calculate moles together
(Repeat 2X)
In chemistry, in chemistry
La la la, la la la la la la la. (Repeat 2X)

11. Happy Mole Day to You!
Mole Day Music

12. Mitosis Rap Chorus : HEY! HEY, MON DO YOU KNOW MITOSIS?
TELL DA PEOPLE HOW DEY GOT BIG NOSES.

13. Verse 1
CELLS DON'T GET BIGGER THEY DIVIDE TO MAKE MORE. ONE INTO TWO, TWO INTO FOUR.
THEY DIVIDE IN STAGES WHICH SOME CALL PHASES,
BUT THE DIVISION IS A CYCLE THAT GOES ON AND ON.

14. Verse 2 NOW CELLS ARE HIP TO THE D.N.A. CODE,
SO NEW CELLS GOTTA BE SAME AS THE OLD
D.N.A. REPLICATES BEFORE DIVISION
AN INDENTICAL COPY IS THE VERY FIRST MISSION

15. Verse 3 NEXT D.N.A. COILS INTO A CHROMOSOME
THERE ARE 46/CELL IN EVERY HOMEY
NOW D.N.A. IS HARD TO SEE
BUT A CHROMOSOME'S GOT A BODY LIKE ME

16. Verse 4 PROPHASE IS FIRST THE CHROMOSME'S POP OUT
NEXT THEY LINE UP IN THE "META" AND GIVE A SHOUT
ANAPHASE THEY SPLIT TO THE OPPOSITE COURT TO SHOOT SOME HOOP IS THEIR FAVORITE SPORT  

17. Verse 5 http://www.cellsalive.com/mitosis.htm FROM ONE TO TWO
FROM TWO TO FOUR
NOW YOU CAN SEE
HOW ONE CELL MAKES MORE
AND WE CAN ALWAYS TELL
WHEN THEY'RE AT THE END
'CAUSE THE TELOPHASE STAGE
T.E. "THE END"