1. Computer Terminology
A Humorous Review

2. State-of-the-Art
The computer you want But can't afford

3. Obsolete
The computer you own

4. Floppy
The state of your wallet after purchasing a brand-new state-of-the-art computer

5. Nanosecond
The time it takes for your brand-new state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete

6. GUI
(pronounced "gooey") What your computer becomes after spilling your beverage on it

7. Keyboard
The standard way to generate computer errors

8. Mouse
An advanced input device to generate computer errors easier

9. Portable Computer
A device invented to force businessmen to work at home on vacation on business trips

10. Disk Crash
A typical computer response to any critical deadline

11. System Update
Quickest method of trashing ALL of your software

12. The End
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila and Computers don't make mistakes... What they do they do on purpose