1. Sad News Composition Competition

2. Why so sad 42 35 29 24 17 12 0

3. For Hire !! (Again) Terms and conditions apply: Win at least 1 of the competitions Participate in this For Hire competition in the next slide. Others (Refer to Lets get started blog post)

4. This is your next challenge My balls became sweaty, as the queen approached me, holding a razor-sharp blade, wanting to end my life once and for all.

5. Summary Ooh that is a tough one. Is the queen really going to end the life of a child. We will see who can write it out. Write it on foolscap and pass it to me. I will judge the composition. If you win this competition, you will have the chance to become an assistant judge only 3 spots left who will get them, hope this motivates you Prize: Pencil, Job: Assistant judge (winnings)