1. I’m not good looking but I don’t care I’ve got a comb but I’ve got no hair, My looks aren’t important, I don’t need to frown ‘Cos I lay the best eggs in town!

2. So if you’re looking for a simple supper, A special breakfast or a tasty tea, My eggs are thoroughly nutritious They’re truly delicious, Simply the best, you’ll see!

3. Look at my features, they don’t impress, No chin at all, I could get depressed, My looks aren’t important, I don’t need to frown, ‘Cos I lay the best eggs in town

4. So if you’re looking for a simple supper,
A special breakfast of a tasty tea,
My eggs are thoroughly nutritious
They are truly delicious,
Simply the best, you’ll see!
Sing twice (2nd time slower)