1. The Real Goddesses of New Jersey
There are:
A-theen
Hestashia
Artimissy
La`Hera
Aphrodyssa
Demeteress

2. Once upon a time, wait what am I saying! Right now there were six of
most fairest women of all. They were poise, they were proper, they
move with ease. Wait a minute those are the wrong people! These
people are wild, crazy, and they are sassy! Trust me don’t even look in
there eyes! Why don’t you just see for yourself.

3. You know how I said they were proper at the beginning. Well, I’m not
saying A-theen is, it’s just she has the most common sense. She knows
Aphrodyssa isn’t that, what's the word again? Oh, yes dull! That's the term I’m
looking for. Well, A-theen is boring. She isn’t married or dating and the
other goddesses think she is a buzz kill. She isn’t even dancing on the
floor or she doesn’t put on makeup! She is also holding the responsibility
of goddess of wisdom and war!

4. Hestashia is not normal. If you compare her to a scale A-theen to
Aphrodyssa she would be smack dab in the middle. NO JOKE!
Hestashia is pleasant to be around like A-theen , but when her foot
steps in anywhere with music there’s no stopping her. Her hair whoops
around the dance floor like she ain’t ever stopping. She is goddess
of the hearth and she is to good for gossip. This goddess is on fire.

5. Artimissy is the sassiest, that’s why when she was born La’ Hera put missy in
her name. Artimissy refuses to wear a dress. She is known for wearing her
plaid skirt and sleeveless turtle neck and she has a French braid running on
her back. She is a maiden and even though she is quite a eye opening,
jaw dropping, gorgeous girl she doesn’t attract much men. You want to
know why, she is strong! Stronger, faster, and better like the song!

6. La ‘ Hera is mother of none of her children. You know why? Her
husband cheated on her. Yeah that’s right, cheated! That’s why
she is cray cray. Every night all the other goddesses admire her
dancing. She dances all night and all day. As you can tell she
doesn’t have a job except for ruling over all the other gods and
goddesses. She is able to turn into a peacock.

7. Aphrodyssa isn’t the sharpest crayon in the box, but she is the most colorful.
Besides A-theen, Aphrodyssa is the only goddess that doesn’t doesn’t wear makeup. She doesn’t even need makeup. She is the goddess of love and beauty. Most common of all goddesses. La’ Hera is so jealous she doesn't even dance when Aphrodyssa is dancing. Aphrodyssa is just breathtaking!

8. Demeteress is the tallest of all the goddesses, so she stands out Just as much as Aphrodyssa. Her hair is uncontolable. There is flowers and leafs in it. Demeteress is the goddesses of agriculture. She works up a good tan when she is picking fruit. She is young wild and cray-cray. Wait, forget about the young part. She is just immortal.

9. Now you see what I'm talking about. These girls are more sour than the
extreme airheads! So, now that I’ve told you about that different family.
I hope you understand that its better not to be a goddess. Stick to the
jobs like doctoring or being a lawyer. It’s better off that way!