1. The Most Interesting War in the World.

2. World War 1, Hitler's Service
I Don’t always go to war but when I do I receive Germanys highest award for courage.
I Don’t always feel humiliated but when I do its because the Armistice was unjust.

3. I don’t always March for the Bavarian Parliament but when I do my soldiers are fired upon and I go to jail for five years.
I don’t always go to jail but when I do I write about mien Kompf.

4. I don’t always run for chancellor but when I do its because the president thought he could get rid of me after.
I don’t always arrest communist leaders but when I do its because I took advantage of a mentally unstable communist burned down the Reichstag

5. I don’t always become a dictator but when I do its because I passed a law that allows me to make laws without the parliaments approval
I don’t always eliminate my political opposition but when I do its referred to as the “night of the long knives”

6. I don’t always target children with Nazi propaganda but when I do they start at six.
I don’t always ease attacks on Jews but when I do its because of the Olympics

7. I don’t always invade countries but when I do I take back nearly all the territory taken in world war one
I don’t always break promises but when I do it results in the invasion of Russia.
I don’t always take Europe by storm but when I do its using a tactic called blitzkrieg

8. I don’t always go on the defensive but when I do its because other allies open another front
I don’t always make military errors but when I do it’s the turning point in the war against Russia
I don’t always lose a world war but when I do I kill myself rather than face the consequences.