1. Thanks for giving me the
Opportunity to teach delcastle
Kids…
To Respect Mah Authoritay!
Or:
Whose bright idea was it to let me near
Impressionable kids???!!!
Funded by National Science Foundation Graduate Teaching Fellows Program in K-12 Education (GK-12) DGE

2. Blah Blah Classroom Techniques [spare the rod…]
Deal with parents [spare the rod…]
Juggle the administrators … [rod]
Blah Blah

3. I have… a Vision… a Scheme… A dream!!
That all kids can be motivated to learn!
Lifeboat theory
Competition
That We teachers can sneak by with less
Paper work!
-Kids teach themselves
That we can teach to the highest common
Denominator!!
…fly in 4 U george

4. -“If the Sun were the
size of a ping pong
ball…”
-Flag Pole Challenge
-Big ‘Mo’ Challenge
-Bus of Doom

5. Troglodyte killer -Balloon Race! -Marble Launcher -Big Bertha
-Great Adventure
Troglodyte killer

6. Kevin In the end… did it work? -Motivate? -Reduce paper work?
YES!! Of course IT WORKED
PERFECTLY BEST AMAZINGLYNESS!!
… small fee to learn more.
-Motivate?
-Reduce paper work?
-Did the kids teach
Themselves?
Conclusions:
Create reality-tv style
competition
2) Make challenges ridiculously
hard for kids.
3) ??????
4) profit!!