1. Rude
by Magic

2. Saturday morning jumped out of bed

3. And put on my best suit

4. Got in my car and raced like a jet

5. All the way to you

6. Knocked on your door with heart in my hand

7. To ask you a question

8. 'Cause I know that you're an old-fashioned man, yeah

9. Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life?

10. Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to know

11. You say I'll never get your blessing 'til the day I die

12. Tough luck, my friend, but the answer is 'No'

13. Why you gotta be so rude?

14. Don't you know I'm human too?

15. Why you gotta be so rude?

16. I'm gonna marry her anyway

17. Marry that girl

18. Marry her anyway

19. Marry that girl

20. Yeah, no matter what you say

21. Marry that girl

22. And we'll be a family

23. Why you gotta be so

24. Rude

25. I hate to do this, you leave no choice

26. Can't live without her

27. Love me or hate me we will be boys

28. Standing at that altar

29. Or we will run away

30. To another galaxy, you know

31. You know she's in love with me

32. She will go anywhere I go

33. Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life?

34. Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to know

35. You say I'll never get your blessing 'til the day I die

36. Tough luck, my friend, 'cause the answer's still 'No"

37. Why you gotta be so rude?

38. Don't you know I'm human too?

39. Why you gotta be so rude?

40. I'm gonna marry her anyway

41. Marry that girl

42. Marry her anyway

43. Marry that girl

44. No matter what you say

45. Marry that girl

46. And we'll be a family

47. Why you gotta be so

48. Rude

49. Rude

50. Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life?

51. Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to know

52. You say, I'll never get your blessing 'til the day I die

53. Tough luck, my friend, but 'No' still means 'No'!

54. Why you gotta be so rude?

55. Don't you know I'm human too?

56. Why you gotta be so rude?

57. I'm gonna marry her anyway

58. Marry that girl

59. Marry her anyway

60. Marry that girl

61. No matter what you say

62. Marry that girl

63. And we'll be a family

64. Why you gotta be so

65. Rude

66. Why you gotta be so

67. Rude

68. Why you gotta be so rude?

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