1. Under Me Bed…
…there be monsters!

2. Verse 1: A Leetle Problem
I can not ever sleep at night.

3. For I have one very big fright.
Verse 2: Scary!
For I have one very big fright.

4. Verse 3: Nightly Visitor
The monster that lives under my bed

5. Scares me ‘til he thinks that I am dead.
Verse 4: Every Night!
Scares me ‘til he thinks that I am dead.

6. Verse 5: A Plan is Hatched….
I tell my mom don’t vacuum please

7. Verse 6: It’llWork… It’llWork… It’llWork… It’ll
I want the monster just to sneeze.

8. I cut the legs off of my bed
Verse 7: Saws All
I cut the legs off of my bed

9. Boom, owie, hurts! That monster’s now dead.
Verse 8: Voila!
Boom, owie, hurts! That monster’s now dead.

10. The End …or is it? Monster Nicco Enrago Claw Boy Ripper Stinky
Vile Verslammer
Grop
Vernicious Dipper
…or is it?

11. Coda
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