1. The 3rd month of an English preschool is the funniest time, because students speak in “caveman” speak.

2. Mommy say this lunch is no Me this no like Movie 2! Movie 2 please!
Me bathroom is no
I don’t need to use the bathroom.
Rice big eat please
Give me more rice please!
He share is no, the toy
He’s not sharing the toy!
Mommy say this lunch is no
Mom said I can’t eat this food.
Me this no like
I don’t like this
Movie 2! Movie 2 please!
Play it one more time, please!

3. Ah….Tomas  Why Gaby T clothes this? Boy kiss?
Gabi T. Why are you wearing these clothes? Are you going on a date?

5. What could these mean? I feel like a wrung towel. (simile)
This food is garbage. (metaphor)
This food is like garbage.
He speaks like a laughing hyena…I hate it! (simile)
Her voice is an angel’s sigh. (metaphor)
I think I could eat a whole elephant!
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