2. Copyright 2005 Steve Lopes www.portuguesefireman.com BOAS FESTAS!!

3. Copyright 2005 Steve Lopes www.portuguesefireman.com DA POOTUGUESE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS! STEVE LOPES

4. Copyright 2005 Steve Lopes www.portuguesefireman.com Twas da night befowa creeshmas, AND ALL TRU MY TREE DECKA HOUSE NOTA TING MAKE FOR MOVE, NO EVEN A TEENY TINY MOUSE. AND ALL TRU MY TREE DECKA HOUSE NOTA TING MAKE FOR MOVE, NO EVEN A TEENY TINY MOUSE.

5. Copyright 2005 Steve Lopes www.portuguesefireman.com DA STOCKAS MAKE FOR HANGA FROM DA GAS STOVE WID CAYA, I HOEPA DAT MANNY CLAUS COME OVA HEEYA! DA STOCKAS MAKE FOR HANGA FROM DA GAS STOVE WID CAYA, I HOEPA DAT MANNY CLAUS COME OVA HEEYA! DA KIDS MAKE FOR SLEEPA IN FURNATCHA CITY BUNK BEDS, WID VISHAS OF SWEET RICE DANCA IN DAYA HEADS. DA KIDS MAKE FOR SLEEPA IN FURNATCHA CITY BUNK BEDS, WID VISHAS OF SWEET RICE DANCA IN DAYA HEADS. AND MARIA IN HER P SHJAYS, AND I JUST MAKE FOR CRAP WE GOTA BED NOW OR MAYBE PUSH IN DA PANTS. AND MARIA IN HER P SHJAYS, AND I JUST MAKE FOR CRAP WE GOTA BED NOW OR MAYBE PUSH IN DA PANTS.

6. Copyright 2005 Steve Lopes www.portuguesefireman.com WHEN IN DA CEMENT BACK YAHD DAYA MAKE FOR SUCH A NOISE, I RUN TO DA WEENDA IN DA KIDS ROOM AND TRIP ONDA TOYS! WHEN IN DA CEMENT BACK YAHD DAYA MAKE FOR SUCH A NOISE, I RUN TO DA WEENDA IN DA KIDS ROOM AND TRIP ONDA TOYS! DA MOON MAKE FOR SHINE ONDA GRAPE VINE BELOW IT LOOKED LIKE DA FARM I GREW UP WID VOVO, DA MOON MAKE FOR SHINE ONDA GRAPE VINE BELOW IT LOOKED LIKE DA FARM I GREW UP WID VOVO, WHEN WHAT TO MY BLOODSHOT EYES MAKE FOR SEE A POOTUGUESE GUY AND HES TAKIN A PEE! WHEN WHAT TO MY BLOODSHOT EYES MAKE FOR SEE A POOTUGUESE GUY AND HES TAKIN A PEE!

7. Copyright 2005 Steve Lopes www.portuguesefireman.com DIS POOTUGUESE GUY, WID WHITE HAIR ON HIS JAWS HES GOT SOME REINDEEYAS I CAN BELIEVE ITS MANNY CLAUS!!! DIS POOTUGUESE GUY, WID WHITE HAIR ON HIS JAWS HES GOT SOME REINDEEYAS I CAN BELIEVE ITS MANNY CLAUS!!! FASTER DEN MARIA ON DA BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL DAY HE YELLED AND HE SCREAMED AND CALLED OUT DA NAMES… FASTER DEN MARIA ON DA BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL DAY HE YELLED AND HE SCREAMED AND CALLED OUT DA NAMES… ON MANNY HEY DANNY NOW LOUIE AND MARCIO OH COMON YOU STOOPA WHERES EVARISTO AND MARIO! NO POOP ONDA PORCH NO PISH ONDA WALL GET UP ONDA ROOF AND MAKE SHUWA I NO FALL! ON MANNY HEY DANNY NOW LOUIE AND MARCIO OH COMON YOU STOOPA WHERES EVARISTO AND MARIO! NO POOP ONDA PORCH NO PISH ONDA WALL GET UP ONDA ROOF AND MAKE SHUWA I NO FALL!

8. Copyright 2005 Steve Lopes www.portuguesefireman.com AS DRY HEAVES FROM TOO MUCH BEEYA TO DA BATROOM YOUD FLY, DOZE POOTUGUESE REINDEEYAS TOOK TO DA SKY. AS DRY HEAVES FROM TOO MUCH BEEYA TO DA BATROOM YOUD FLY, DOZE POOTUGUESE REINDEEYAS TOOK TO DA SKY. SO UP TO DA ROOF DOZE COIZAS DEY FLEW, WID A SLEIGH FULL OF SHUTTICE AND MANNY CLAUS TOO. SO UP TO DA ROOF DOZE COIZAS DEY FLEW, WID A SLEIGH FULL OF SHUTTICE AND MANNY CLAUS TOO. AND DEN IN A SECA I HEARD ONDA ROOF DA POOTUGUESE REINDEEYAS WID DERE GAADAM LOUD HOOFS! AND DEN IN A SECA I HEARD ONDA ROOF DA POOTUGUESE REINDEEYAS WID DERE GAADAM LOUD HOOFS! I HIT MY HEAD ONDA WEENDA AND WAS TURNA AROUND, DOWN DA STOVE PIPE CAME MANNY CLAUS ONTO DA GROUND! I HIT MY HEAD ONDA WEENDA AND WAS TURNA AROUND, DOWN DA STOVE PIPE CAME MANNY CLAUS ONTO DA GROUND!

9. Copyright 2005 Steve Lopes www.portuguesefireman.com HE WAS DRESSED IN RED AND GREEN FROM HIS HEAD TO HIS SHOES, HE MAKE FOR LOOK LIKE MY UNCLE TI TONY DA CRUZ HE WAS DRESSED IN RED AND GREEN FROM HIS HEAD TO HIS SHOES, HE MAKE FOR LOOK LIKE MY UNCLE TI TONY DA CRUZ A BUNDLE OF SHUTTICE HE HAD FLUNG ON HIS BACK WID SOME LINGUICA AND MORCELLA JUST FOR DA HECK. A BUNDLE OF SHUTTICE HE HAD FLUNG ON HIS BACK WID SOME LINGUICA AND MORCELLA JUST FOR DA HECK. HIS EYES DEY WERE BLOODSHOT HIS FACE KINDA SCARY HE HAD BIG HAIRY ARMS LIKE MY GREAT AUNT TIA MARY HIS EYES DEY WERE BLOODSHOT HIS FACE KINDA SCARY HE HAD BIG HAIRY ARMS LIKE MY GREAT AUNT TIA MARY

10. Copyright 2005 Steve Lopes www.portuguesefireman.com DA STUMP OF A SEEGAR HE HAD IN HIS MOUT, DA SMOKE MADE ME DIZZY I ALMOSE MAKE FOR PASS OUT. DA STUMP OF A SEEGAR HE HAD IN HIS MOUT, DA SMOKE MADE ME DIZZY I ALMOSE MAKE FOR PASS OUT. HE HADA LOOK ON HIS FACE DEN HE GRABBED HIS BIG BELLY, HE MAKE FOR PASS GAS JESUS IT WAS SMELLY! HE HADA LOOK ON HIS FACE DEN HE GRABBED HIS BIG BELLY, HE MAKE FOR PASS GAS JESUS IT WAS SMELLY! HE WAS CHUBBY AND PLUMP FROM TOO MUCH SHUTTICE FOR HIMSELF AND AFTER DAT BOMBA HE LAID I TINK HE MAKE FOR POOP HIMSELF! HE WAS CHUBBY AND PLUMP FROM TOO MUCH SHUTTICE FOR HIMSELF AND AFTER DAT BOMBA HE LAID I TINK HE MAKE FOR POOP HIMSELF!

11. Copyright 2005 Steve Lopes www.portuguesefireman.com HE NO MAKE FOR TALK AND WENT RIGHT TO WORK, HE WALKED TRU MARIAS WHITE PALLA WID HIS DIRTY BOOTS YOU CANT DO DAT YOU JERK! HE NO MAKE FOR TALK AND WENT RIGHT TO WORK, HE WALKED TRU MARIAS WHITE PALLA WID HIS DIRTY BOOTS YOU CANT DO DAT YOU JERK! WHAT KINDA POOTUGUESE GUY WOULD NEVA KNOW YOU CANT GO IN DAT PALLA ITS JUST DERE FOR SHOW! WHAT KINDA POOTUGUESE GUY WOULD NEVA KNOW YOU CANT GO IN DAT PALLA ITS JUST DERE FOR SHOW! HE WENT OUT DA WEENDA AND BACK TO HIS SLEIGH AND ITS A GOOD TING MARIA WAS ON HER WAY. HE WENT OUT DA WEENDA AND BACK TO HIS SLEIGH AND ITS A GOOD TING MARIA WAS ON HER WAY.

12. Copyright 2005 Steve Lopes www.portuguesefireman.com I HEARD HIM YELL DOWN AS HE FLEW OUT OF SIGHT BOAS FESTAS TO ALL AND TELL MARIA ITS GONNA BE ALRIGHT! I HEARD HIM YELL DOWN AS HE FLEW OUT OF SIGHT BOAS FESTAS TO ALL AND TELL MARIA ITS GONNA BE ALRIGHT!