1. Happy National Bean Day!

2. Today’s Awesome Thing is…
getting buried under piles of blankets on a super cold night.

3. LOOK AT MY NEW PUP!

4. Word of the Day! Hooray!
scrupulous (adj) - cautious in action; careful The scrupulous puppy decided to take the stairs very slowly, because he did not want to risk hurting himself.

5. More Attention Getter Ideas!
Expose a commonly held belief.
Most people believe that being called a dork is an insult. However, the truth is, people who have truly embraced their dorkocity have no problem being called out on it; they wear that dork label with honor and pride.

6. More Attention Getter Ideas!
Define a key term.
The word “happy” can be defined in multiple ways. The dictionary defines it as “being especially well-adapted.” Dorks are some of the most well-adapted, and thus happiest, individuals alive.

7. More Attention Getter Ideas!
Start with the opposite idea and then move to your focus.
Cool kids live the best life. They get to do things like wear the same trendy clothes as everyone else, listen to the same popular music as everyone else, and even laugh at all the same jokes. They don’t ever get embarrassed because they only do things that are cool, and they don’t ever have to think too hard, because they just do what everyone else is doing. This may seem like an easy life, but it’s also quite boring; being a dork is where the excitement is.