1. INDIAN MATHS

2. SSC + HSC + BMS/BBA + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT

3. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dotcom

4. Sushmita Sen - 2.2 feet > Salman Khan

5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads > Special effects in Jurassic park

6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand = 4 minute song in Bollywood

7. One engagement +Two wedding +Three wedding songs + Four hundred relatives +A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya Film

8. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own production company = Kajol

9. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials

10. Star Movies - Rerun + Good Movies = HBO

11. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR

12. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan Bachchan - Talent

13. Atal Bihari - Bad knee = Still our LAST HOPE