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The Muppets present: “HOW TO ROLL A JOINT”
with Kermit the Frog !
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Hi. I'm Kermit the Frog. Today’s lesson kids, is How to Roll a Joint
Hi! I'm Kermit the Frog! Today’s lesson kids, is How to Roll a Joint. This is brought to you by the letter "J" and the number "420“ (this should get me my job back on Sesame Street!)....
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First, grab your rolling papers (rizla is recommended), take one out, and fold it like so….
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Take your buds of er…. “herb” and break them up a bit for easy smoking (helps prevent those little “surprises”). Ok, lets break them up now….
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Oh shit! As you can see kids, you have to be careful not to drop the precious herb all over the place! Anyways, they’re ready to go into our paper now….
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Place it evenly on the paper like so
Place it evenly on the paper like so. Take a minute to smell that sweet herb…. Oh yeah!! Then lick the side of the paper and prepare to roll a big fat mother of a joint!!
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If you do it right, then it should come out in a nice cylinder, just like this... Notice, that I’ve also put a nice little filter on the bottom so my little frog lips don't get burned. Ok, lets take a look at it. Fuck, I rolled a good one! Let me just pose for a second…. Ok, now lets smoke!
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Tie off the end just like so and then get ready to light her up!
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Look at that beautiful mother of a joint
Look at that beautiful mother of a joint! Ahh, your parents will be proud kids!
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Oh shit. Be careful when firing that baby up kids
Oh shit!! Be careful when firing that baby up kids! I recommend a butane lighter (Zippos work just fine) or your favourite Bic (On sale for 50p at your local newsagents)….
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Sit back *cough* *cough* and enjoy the moment....
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I like to sit back, relax and chill when smoking….
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Wow. That was a sweet mother of a joint. I feel like lying down……
Wow! That was a sweet mother of a joint! I feel like lying down……. It’s all good kids…. It’s all good….
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Oh sweet mother of god that’s a great smell
Oh sweet mother of god that’s a great smell. Ok kids, I think you get the picture. Rush along now and try to roll your own joint. Kermit is outta here…. I need to chill…..
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In next week’s Muppet Presentation, Gonzo shows us how to snort cocaine! Please note that the following Muppet Presentations are now available on DVD: “How to give a blow job” with Miss Piggy “How to shoot guns” with Animal & “How to rob your local bank” with Fozzie Bear Muppets Productions 2004
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