1. Act I, Sc. i- THE STREET BRAWL
STOP THE FIGHTING!!!
YOU’VE FOUGHT THREE TIMES ALREADY!!! ONCE MORE AND YOU BOTH SHALL DIE!!!!
Prince Escalus
Capulet
Montague

2. Act I, Sc. i
It’s no use, this was The One, now she’s destroyed my life…
Dude, what’s your deal? You’ve been, like, so sad and depressed, what gives?
…..trying to hook up with this girl, she won’t gimme the time of day.
Rosaline
Fuggedabout ‘er
Check out others
Romeo
Benvolio

3. Mr. Capulet, whatdya say to my marriage to Juliet?
Act I, Sc. ii
Not so fast, chief! She’s only 13!!! Let a couple more years pass, plus get her to like…LIKE you, ya know?
Mr. Capulet, whatdya say to my marriage to Juliet?
As I said, wait two years, get her to like you then I’ll give my consent.
Juliet
There are girls in our city who are younger than her and are already mothers….
Paris & Lord Capulet

4. DUDE, WHAT AND WHERE IS THIS HAPPENING?!?
Act I, Sc. ii
AH!!! A perfect opportunity to snap this guy out of his funk over this girl he’s stuck on!!!!
Excuse me, I don’t know how to read, can you tell me who’s on this invite list for this mask and costume ball?
Yes I can! Let’s see, who’s on this list?...Mercutio, Anselmo, Vitruvio, Valentio, ROSALINE!!!
DUDE, WHAT AND WHERE IS THIS HAPPENING?!?
DUDE! Here’s your chance to meet other girls and see that Rosaline ain’t all that and a bag o’chips!!!
At my master Capulet’s house. If you’re not a Montague, please join us!
Romeo
Illiterate Capulet Servant
Benvolio

5. Act I, sc. iii
Nurse, don’t you think my daughter should marry the Count Paris? Juliet, what do you think, can you like Paris?
Oh yes, most definitely!!! He’s of the royalty!! Which means he’s of the upper class like us!!! Yes, you’ll be set for life!!!!
Good god, no!!! I’m only 13!!!
Uuuuhhhh….I’ll be nice and polite but don’t expect anything more than that from me.
Nurse
Lady Capulet & Juliet

6. Act I, sc. iv
ROMEO!!! Cheer up!!! We’re gong to make you dance at this party!!! You’ve let Queen Mab visit you in your sleep!!! Don’t know who she is? She’s a Celtic fairy that flies into people’s brains while they’re dreaming and makes them think awesome dreams that are so lucid, so vivid and detailed that they even feel real then when they wake up they realize it was only a dream and are left disappointed, bitter, sad, and disillusioned because their own waking lives of quiet desperation have driven them to long for things that will return them to the glory days of their youth when they had the whole world and their lives before them before digging into a path offering very little spiritual reward while working for their feudal lords and ruling masters.
Uh-oh…I have a hunch that something fateful is gong to happen at this dance that might end up costing someone’s life, maybe even my own!
Mercutio

7. Act I, sc. v
THAT IS A MONTAGUE!!! It’s Romeo!!! How dare he crash our party as a way to mock us!!! And how dare he eye up my young cousin!!! I must kill him!!!!!!
MY…..GOD!.... Who. Is. THAT!?!? She is the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen in my life!!!!!
Tybslt

8. Act I, sc. v
Uncle Capulet!!! Romeo has crashed our party, he must die!!! I will take care of him now!!!! I will not tolerate this insult!!!! I cannot control my temper!!!
NO, I ORDER YOU, YOU WILL TOLERATE IT, STAND DOWN—LEAVE HIM ALONE!!! Verona thinks he’s a cool lad anyway!!! Besides, the prince will kill all of us if you erupt in fury!!! Now, get out of here!!!!

9. Act I, sc. i
I’ll hang back for now….but I will be back to strike later for this insult!!!!
He’s a Montague?!?!
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She’s a Capulet?!?!
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. PREDICTIONS?