1. Funny English Mistakes From Around the World by InnocentEnglish.com

2. River highway sign: TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

3. A flush button in subway toilet: You lady will push this button before leaving.

4. Signs on trash cans in an amusement park: PLEASE WASTE!

5. Private school: NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.

6. Babysitting ad by college students: "Please call us! We will provide you with any emergency."

7. In a zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

8. In an airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.

9. Outside a tailor shop: Ladies have fits upstairs.

10. In an advertisement by a dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

11. On cash register: Sorry. We can not change.

12. Sign in a cafeteria: Please keep chair on position and keep table cleaned after dying.

13. Special today No ice cream.

14. Colorful dining space surrounded by stained glasses."

15. In a restaurant: We serve people like you as good food!

16. It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink. Please wail.

17. Sign in restaurant: Our great food will never leave you!

18. A sign at a small health clinic: IF YOU SEE A WOMAN LABORING, GO TO A HOSPITAL RIGHT AWAY!

19. From the instructions on an action figure toy: BEWARE OF BEING SWALLOWED BY CHILD, DUE TO SMALL PARTS!

20. Sign in a Tokyo taxi cab: PLEASE FASTEN SEATBELT TO PREPARE FOR CRASH.

21. Sign in a Paris hotel: PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK

22. On a yellow caution sign: CAREFULLY FALL INTO THE RIVER.

23. A sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN AT THE BAR.

24. Actually said: My mother is an inferior decorator.

25. On talk show: Julia Roberts' mouth is bigger than most Hollywood actresses.

26. On a blog: Last night friends visited and we served a nice pig dinner.

27. It is important to me to prevent my children from not smoking.

28. In a recipe: Next, put the cabbages in salt water. Then sit in the sink until the morning.

29. Actually said: My sister exploded in the microwave with a potato!