1. My Trip to North Korea by Bill Clinton

2. I did not order these, maam.

3. I didnt see a single good hair cut over there. Check out that combover jobby.

4. I was just bored at this point. The Wendys was closed. And they dont have any bowling alleys. It was bad. Real bad.

5. I asked him where the Taco Bell was. He gave me directions to some crummy Korean restaurant. I said No Thank You.

6. I got so bored, I just started making sucky Youtube Movies. In this one, Im Zorro fighting Queen Elizabeth.

7. Damn, Als fat. Cant hardly get my arms around him. Count Flabula.

8. Check it out, I found a new wife.