1. A gardener must tend this spot
Rubbish,
Caruthers!
The gardener story
Once upon a time...
Two explorers came across a clearing in the jungle. .
In the clearing there were many flowers and no weeds
One of the explorers said
The other explorer disagreed

2. They decide to pitch a tent and watch...
Perhaps he is an
invisible gardener
But no gardener ever came
They patrolled with blood hounds, but they never gave cry.

3. Perhaps he is an invisible, intangible, scentless gardener! Or even
Alan Titchmarsh
So how does an invisible, intangible,
eternally illusive gardener differ from
an imaginary gardener, or no gardener at all!?