1. P U N S
WHAT IS A PUN?

2. WHAT IS A PUN?
A word play suggesting, with humorous intent, the use of two or more words similar in sound but different in meaning.

3. From Grammar Dictionary: pun
A humorous substitution of words that are alike in sound but different in meaning, as in this passage from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, by Lewis Carroll:
“And how many hours a day did you do lessons?” said Alice, in a hurry to change the subject.
“Ten hours the first day,” said the Mock Turtle, “nine the next, and so on.”
“What a curious plan!” exclaimed Alice.
“That's the reason they're called lessons,” the Gryphon remarked: “because they lessen from day to day.”

4. Puns written by Kids! Why did the kid bring scissors to school?
So he could cut class.
Written by Anglela, age 11 - Tom Swifities Link

5. Pun Fun! How do mountains hear? With mountaineers.
Written Dave, age 10- Tom Swifities Link

6. Pun Fun! What was the reporter doing at the ice cream shop?
Getting the scoop!
Tom Swifities Link

7. Pun Fun! How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.
Tom Swifities Link

8. Pun Fun! Why did the spider go to the computer? To check his web site.
Written by Rachel - Tom Swifities Link

9. Pun Fun! Why is a crossword puzzle like a quarrel?
Because one word leads to another.
(Joseph Rosenbloom