1. FOUR CATHOLIC MOTHERS...

2. Over coffee one day, four Catholic mothers are proudly discussing their four sons' achievements in life.

3. First mother, her voice full of pride, says
" My son is a Priest, and when he enters the room everyone calls him Reverend "

4. Second mother,
with a little smirk on her face says " My son is a bishop and when he enters the room everyone calls him Your Excellency "

5. Third mother:
" Far be it from trying to humiliate you, but my son is a Cardinal and when he enters the room everyone calls him Your Eminency"

6. The fourth mother takes a sip from her coffee, and the others look at her questioningly as if to say “sure he is not the Pope !”, and she then whispers in awe and adoration :

7. "My son is a formidable, 190 centimetres tall and very muscular stripper, and when he enters the room people go into a trance and yell out at the tops of their voices:

8. ..O H ..M Y ..G O D!“