1. Three Perspectives By: Nathan

2. Stop washing me. I had enough washing
Stop washing me! I had enough washing! After I’m done getting my bath, I better get a bone, or even better, I get a steak ! How long is this going to last?

3. This is fun spraying the dog. I think he likes it
This is fun spraying the dog! I think he likes it?! I think he needs more of that slimly stuff? It makes that white stuff. It is fun to play in!

4. Get this heavy dog off me. What did you have to eat. A cow or a pig
Get this heavy dog off me! What did you have to eat?! A cow or a pig?! I am all wet from piggy up there splashing and all soapy! Wait till the next time he takes a bath! I will be on vacation!