1. Four Catholic mothers

2. Four catholic mothers sit together over a cup of coffee and try to impress each other with the importance of their sons.

3. „Father“ Says the first one:
„My son is a Priest. When he enters a room, people say
„Father“
to him“.

4. „Your Excellency“ Says the second:
„Nice. But my son is a bishop. Whenever he enters a room, people say :
„Your Excellency“

5. The third mother, proudly:
„I don´t want to brag, but my son is a Cardinal. When he enters the room, people say:
„Your Eminence“

6. The fourth quietly sips her coffee
The fourth quietly sips her coffee. The others look to her, questioningly. Finally she says:

7. „My son is a wonderful 1meter 95 tall, musculous stripper
„My son is a wonderful 1meter 95 tall, musculous stripper. Whenever he enters a room all people gasp for air and say:"

8. „Oh, my God!“