1. David W. Computer Studies A Block 7
10 Facts About Me
David W.
Computer Studies A
Block 7

2. #1: I Don’t Like Chocolate
It was hard for me as a kid.
Every single birthday party I went to:
Chocolate cake
Chocolate ice cream
Chocolate cupcakes
Where’s the vanilla?!
It got to the point where it was like:
“You know, I’m just gonna bring my own cake.”

3. #2: I Can’t Sleep With Socks On
It doesn’t matter how hard I try.
Want me to stay awake?
I don’t even need food or drinks.
Just socks.

4. #3: I’ve Fallen Asleep In Every Socials Class
From Grade Eight to now.
At some point in the school year…
I’m out like a light.
I’ve never gotten detention for it either.
Which is weird because once I did it right in front of the teacher’s desk.

5. #4: I’ve Had Holes In Both Sides Of My Body
I don’t even know how they happened.
But one day there was a small hole in my hip.
Then this last Christmas break I went swimming.
When I got out of the pool there was another one.
You could actually put your finger in it a little bit.
They’ve since healed though.

6. #5: I’ve been snowboarding since I was 8
My first time was at Mt. Washington.
And I was terrible at it.
Then in seventh grade I started going to Mt. Seymour.
I went several times that year with my dad until night time.
Now I’m actually good at a sport.
Which was the opposite of skateboarding for me.

7. #6: When I was Three I Chipped My Tooth
I jumped off the slide on my treehouse face first…
I don’t really remember it, but I’m told all the time.
But I picture it going something like this:
“Den Superman that hoe!” – Soulja Boy
Yes. I Supermanned that hoe.

8. #8: My Favorite Number Is 7
Wow. I should have made that fact number 7.
Basically in elementary school there was this girl I liked.
Her favorite number was 7. So I made it mine, too.
I don’t know why, because she still never noticed me.
So now I’m stuck with this number.

9. #9: I Hate Cigarettes!
I hate the way they smell, I hate the way they smell, I hate they smell…
Okay the way they kill people, I hate that too. I’m not even around cigarettes that often, except when I walk to school.
Because I walk right by the smoke pit, and it’s always full of the lazy grade 12’s who don’t attend class.
I think I’d rather smell a fart. Well, actually that’s debatable.
What would you guys rather smell: cigarettes or a fart?

10. #10: I Hate When People Are Never On Time
It’s like my generation does this thing where it’s like, “Party at my place, 10 o’clock?” “Yah sure, man.”
10 o’ clock rolls around and no one shows up. Then everyone starts showing up and 11:00, 11:30. And the excuse is:
“If we come at 10 o’clock , no ones gonna be there and it’s gonna be awkward.”
It’s not awkward if everyone shows up at 10 like I said. The only one that it’s awkward for, is me.
I’ve got a bunch of food, a bunch of drinks, a bunch of video games I can’t play by myself, and nobody else is there.