1. Please, do not drink when you drive -- You are not ready to see me yet
Please, do not drink when you drive -- You are not ready to see me yet God.

2. Can you imagine what air would cost if someone else provided it? God

3. What do I have to do to get your attention? Put an ad in the paper? God

4. Earth people, do not treat me like a martian. God

5. I thought about making the world black and white. But then I said
I thought about making the world black and white. But then I said ... naaah! God

6. If you missed the dawn that I made for you today, it does not matter
If you missed the dawn that I made for you today, it does not matter. I will make you another tomorrow God

7. How can you be a self-made-man? I remember making you in my image. God

8. If you think Michaelangelo is amazing, you should see my masterpiece
If you think Michaelangelo is amazing, you should see my masterpiece. Just look in the mirror God

9. Do not forget your umbrella. I have to water the plants. God

10. In my opinion, you are the most beautiful creature in the world OK, I’m biased. God

11. Come to my house on Sunday before the game. God

12. Come and bring the children. God

13. What part of “Thou shalt not ...” don’t you understand? God

14. We need to talk God

15. I love weddings, invite me to yours. God

16. This “Love thy neighbor”... I meant it. God
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17. I love you, and you, and you, and you, and you ... God

18. The road you choose ... Will you take me with you? God

19. Follow me God

20. Have you read my best seller? It tells quite a story. God
… and when you want to know what God is saying …
Read
The Bible
Have you read my best seller? It tells quite a story God

21. With pleasure I will carry your cross -- come and follow Me.
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22. You are not alone, you have me God

23. Trust in me God

24. I want the best in life for you God
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25. Put yourself in my hands and see what I can do God
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26. I am looking out for you – will you please follow me? God

27. I hope you share this message …
Don’t drop me God
I hope you share this message …
God bless you.
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