1. NUNTII LATINI
Pars programmatis die XXVII mensis Maii anno MMVI transmissi
(Nuntii Latini per interrete informativum in situ Radiophoniae Finnicae Generalis audiri possunt )

3. Hard Rock Hallelujah!
In certamine finali cantionum Eurovisionis, quod vespere Sabbati
in contest final of-songs of-Eurovision which on-evening of-Saturday
Athenis factum est, Finnia palmam reportavit.
at-Athens held was Finland prize brought-back
Lordi, grex Finnicus graviori musicae metallicae deditus, in suffragio
Lordi group Finnish heavier to-music metallic devoted in voting
duodequadraginta nationum ducenta nonaginta duo puncta obtinuit,
thirty-eight of-nations two-hundred ninety two points obtained
qui numerus longe maximus est in historia semisaeculari huius
which number by-far greatest is in history half-century this
certaminis.
contest’s
Lordi, qui ex quinque musicis personas monstruosas gerentibus
Lordi which out-of five musicians masks monstrous wearing
constat, operibus pyrotechnicis adhibitis cantionem "Hard Rock
is-made-up with-effects of-fireworks added song

4. Hallelujah" cecinit, qua animos audientium sibi conciliavit.
sang by-which minds of-hearers to-selves won-over
Grex Finnicus et adiutores eius laudabantur, quod praeiudiciis
group Finnish and helpers its were-being-praised because from-prejudices
liberi a ceteris differentes ipsa musica, non saltationibus feminarum
free from others differing actual by-music not by dances of-women
seminudarum, victoriam tulissent.
semi-naked victory had-won
Finni, qui hucusque certamen Eurovisionis quadragies participaverunt,
Finns who till-now contest of-Eurovision forty-times participated-in
octies maxima cum humiliatione ultimi iudicati sunt.
eight-times greatest with humiliation last judged were
Semel quidem sextum locum obtinuerunt. Eo dulcius nunc sapit
once actually sixth place obtained by-that sweeter now tastes
victoria inopinata, quam per televisionem plus centum
victory unexpected which through television more-than one-hundred
miliones Europaeorum videbant et audiebant.
Millions of-Europeans were-seeing and were-hearing

5. Ex hac victoria sequitur, ut certamen cantionum anno proximo in Finnia from this victory follows that contest of-songs in-year next in Finland instituatur. is-to-be-held

6. Si Lordi gregem carmen (Anglice
Si Lordi gregem carmen (Anglice!) canentem videre atque audire vis, haec inscriptio in navigatro interretiali tuo ponenda est: